what happens in utah stays in utah

when the bestfriend and i get together, there's no shortage of embarrassing moments. don't believe me? keep reading. you can't make this stuff up.

"Uhhh...did I just tell someone they couldn't go into the temple?" -Amanda

"Yes. Yes, you did." -Emily

"How's your night going?" -Grandpa

"It's going really good. I got a hot chick's number!" -Burger King Worker

"You want two more?" *looks at us* -Grandpa

"I already threw up a little in my mouth!" -Kid at Lagoon

"So how did you two end up in Temple Square today?" -Sister Missionaries

"Well. To be honest...I was trying samples in Sephora and they had bronzer stuff. So I tried it and it turned my finger brown. I had to wash it off. The visitor's center was the closest bathroom." -Emily

"But we like it here. It's so nice." -Amanda

"Are there any feelings there? I mean, how are you feeling in your heart?" -Grandma

"How long has this been here?" *looks at burger place* -Amanda

"Forever...a long time...Adam found it." -Grandpa

*After shopping at AE*

"Well. Now I have pants! Now I just need a shirt to go with them. And maybe some clothes for church." -Emily

"Did you bring anything with you?!" -Amanda

*While on the sky ride at Lagoon*

"Let's have deep conversation. -Emily

"Okay, what do you want to talk about? Let's think of something." -Amanda

....

"I just kicked that tree with my foot!" -Emily

"One difference between Burger King and McDonalds...at Burger King they speak English and at McDonalds they speak Spanish......not that there is anything wrong with Spanish. It's okay because I can understand Spanish." -Grandpa

"So have you two thought about serving a mission?" -Sister Missionaries

"Yes! We were just talking about that. We were saying we would love to. You guys have such cute clothes!" -Amanda

"But that wasn't the only reason..." -Emily

*Guy walks up steps to temple door*

"Yo! What the heck is this thing for?!" -Guy

"What did you guys get at CitiCreek?" -Sister Missionaries

"Pants!" -Emily

"Shorts!" -Amanda

"Oh! How nice. Stuff we no longer get to enjoy. You two will have to do that for us!" -Sister Missionaries